Can I get my money back?

Very poor quality. Volume is way too low. The description promises many more sounds and says "here are SOME of the sounds", when in fact the list you see is not SOME, but ALL of the sounds you get. As an excuse generator that its advertized as, its pretty useless for a working person, or someone driving to work/appointment and stuck in traffic. Needs many more loud and useful sounds to live up to its name. Tried it on a friend who, even knowing what I was doing, couldnt make out the sounds I was playing. Very disappointed in both this and 100sounds. Save your money.

sofsof007 about Fake-An-Excuse : Hangup Now!